Things that shouldn't happen. But do.

1. Traffic lights going on the blink.
2. Sex with goats.
3. People making home porn videos.
4. People stealing your home-made porn video.
5. People complaining about their home-made porn being stolen.
6. Fast food companies using disclaimers with their professionally styled and shot products that say 'For illustration purposes only.'
7. People saying "Till death do us part" and then signing a pre-nup the size of a telephone book.
8. Catwoman the movie.
9. Santa Claus being constantly depicted as a decrepit old white dude. North Pole. Eskimos. Bjork. Hullo?
   
10. Battery-operated vaginas.
11. Parents burying their children.