Friday, December 24, 2004

I can't volunteer the information. You have to ask something.

Or you'll get stuff like me telling you how I:

- Told someone the correct way to pee on a pregnancy test strip.
- Had a very real scare as I did an imaginary blood test for HIV.
- Realised this is my first Christmas spent as a single guy since 1991.

So you gotta ask.