Sunday, January 09, 2005

Freud was right.

  1. Tree
  2. Beach
  3. Hamster
  4. On
  5. Off
  6. Sister
  7. Sword
  8. Smoke
  9. Fire
  10. Soil
  11. Wave
  12. Scale
  13. Bus
  14. Taxi
  15. Pocahontas
  16. Earn
  17. Down
  18. Brown
  19. Leather
  20. Button


All these words appear in a single issue of Time magazine.
At about 3am, unable to sleep, I keyed them into Limewire (for the uninitiated, it's a file-sharing program which you can download, well, anything).

The only words that didn't return a slew of porno files were 'Scale' and 'Brown.'

This worries me.







3 comments:

Jay said...

I find it incredibly disappointing that 'Brown' didn't get you anything. I can think of dozens of porn archetypes that would fit that keyword.

The Box said...

I was equally surprised. But not disappointed.
Cos let's be frank - only one kind of result could've come back, and it gonna be about UPS uniforms.

Ok, maybe it will.

Jay said...

You can only think of one? One?! *brandishes copy of 'Scatological Ethnic Baker Mudwrestling Sunburnt Labrador' special-interest .avi file, safely backed-up on CD*